Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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