i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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