My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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