So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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