She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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