i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
