I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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