I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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