belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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