So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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