No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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