Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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