He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
