we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Sorry my hands just texted you
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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