i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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