Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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