It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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