I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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