so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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