how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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