NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
