Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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