i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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