i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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