why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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