I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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