? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I faked an abortion last night.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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