butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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