I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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