I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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