So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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