i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
