The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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