Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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