Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The convent might be a nice break from real life
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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