U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize