Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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