dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize