This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just forgot I was standing up.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
