is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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