You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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