woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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