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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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