Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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