its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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