they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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