dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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