win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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