Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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