It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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