I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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