i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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