Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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