They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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